if i were...

yet another tag, yet more answers... it's actually fun.


If I were a beginning, I would be: the beginning of a new era

If I were a month, I would be: july.

If I were a day of the week, I would be: tuesday.

If I were a time of day, I would be: midnight

If I were a planet, I would be: jupiter

If I were a season, I would be: monsoon

If I were a sea animal, I would be: mermaid (they exist!!)

If I were a direction, I would be: where your heart leads to

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a bookshelf...

If I were a sin, I would be: lust

If I were a liquid, I would be: mercury

If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: a secret

If I were a gem, I would be: ruby

If I were a tree, I would be: well cared for.

If I were a tool, I would be: as pencil

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: an orchid

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: incessant rain

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar

If I were an animal, I would be: a cat! wasn’t that one obvious?

If I were an emotion, I would be: confusion

If I were a vegetable, I would be: potato

If I were a sound, I would be: a Spanish guitar being played expertly

If I were an element, I would be: water

If I were a car, I would be: an suv

If I were a song, I would be: shine on you crazy diamond

If I were a food, I would be: chocolate mousse

If I were a place, I would be: the sea-side

If I were a material, I would be: denim

If I were a taste, I would be: chocolatey bitter sweet

If I were a scent, I would be: wet earth.

If I were a religion, I would be: love

If I were a sentence, I would be: the lunatic is on the grass

If I were a body part, I would be: lips

If I were a facial expression, I would be: a smile

If I were a subject in college, I would be: creative writing

If I were a shape, I would be: abstract

If I were a quantity, I would be: 8

If I were a colour, I would be: blue

If I were a thing, I would be: paint

If I were a landmass, I would be: an island

If I were a book, I would be: the little prince

If I were a monument, I would be: a lighthouse

If I were an artist, I would be: andy warhol

If I were a collection of poems, I would be: the captain’s verses

If I were a landscape, I would be: a beautiful one

If I were a watch, I would be: ticking away, counting the moments that make up a dull day

If I were God, I would be: bastet
If I were a vowel, I would be: I

If I were a consonant, I would be: s

If I were a formula, I would be: formula 1!!!

If I were a Science, I would be: biomedical science

If I were a theory, I would be: of relativity

If I were a famous person, I would be: roger waters

If I were an electronic equipment, I would be: an mp3 player

If I were sport, I would be: basketball

If I were a movie, I would be: star wars

If I were a cartoon, I would be: oracle

If I were an explorer, I would be: sun-tanned and at peace

If I were a scientist, I would be: louis pasteur

If I were a relation, I would be: honest

If I were a river, I would be: a fast flowing mountain stream

If I were intoxication, I would be: bhaang

If I were alone, I would be: comfort

If I were a question, then I would be: what?

If I were a hobby, I would be: walking unknown streets.

If I were a habit, I would be: chewing gum

If I were in an atom, I would be: an explosion

If I were an end, I would be: happy

If I were you, I would be: myself