Wednesday, April 16, 2008

love? (edited on 17.04.08)

all those, who have, like me, spent the greater part of their life, believing in the wonderful miracles of love and sniffling as movies like "shrek II" or "love actually" or "juno" draws to an end...

...should go jump off the nearest cliff.


love doesn't exist. movies fill your head with a lot of bullcrap that eventually leaves you in a world completely messed up.

have you ever seen a "harry met sally" or "you've got mail" or "shrek" or any other godforsaken sickeningly sweet romance shaping up in reality?

what about the cutest couple in your college/school/locality/blah? how cute are they a year into a relationship?

and, how come, movies, never warn anyone about what happens next? cuz, there are no such things as "happy endings",.

even the "happily ever afters" are a dreary routine, a sham that survives solely, for the sake of surviving, for love starved readers of the world, who tend to get more solace in books and movies than reality.

my advice: stop watching/ reading. you'll have a lot more peace of mind. you all deserve it!


p.s.- i shall kill all of you who ever told me that the significant v n i make the perfect couple... VERY painfully!

p.p.s.- and those who though we wouldn't survive, you are mistaken too.. its painful, but hell, i'm a helluva survivor!


p.p.p.s- excerpt from conversation:

me: heyyyyy!!

varun: hi

me: how was the day?

varun: okay

me: what didja do?

varun: i woke up at 5

me: and?

varun: nothin. what about u?

me: nothin much... had to sit fr 2 tests.

varun: ok, how were they?

me: ok... hopefully.

varun: so?

me: umm nothin.. so wassup?

varun: nothin

me: so?

varun: temme

me: nothin much.

varun: so?

me: so, we r back to the "so" game i see

varun: isn't it fun?



and we are a fuckin couple? i have to tolerate this every single day! and i seriously need to know, WHAT couples talk about, apart from the "so" game that is!

20 doodles:

Unknown said...

if you dare to gush over him after this public declaration, i shall kill you VERY painfully!
u love him, he loves you...tiffs happen. u 2 will get back to your normal selves in a week!
cheer up!

loony girl said...

deep, futre vou! you, as my most loyal buddy shall b subjected to as much torture as i can whip up! u don't hav a choice!

kyamaloom said...

Heehee hawhaw!! :P

You're just so 'normal' thats it.
No matter you accept or not.

onnesha said...

so?
;P

loony girl said...

sutta, ok this is "normal"? then y the hell am i complaining? i can go back to the "so" game quite happily then!!

onnesha, yes, "so" to you too! :P

Sam said...

errr.... guess its tumultous times arnd... gng thru teh same game now.. and threat of breaking up.. trying to salvage teh situation adn save the boat from sinking...
but the point is... are there holes in teh boat already???

loony girl said...

sam, since im soo unhappy,im jus curious..tryin to figure our wat happens elsewher! and no1 seems to tell me wat happens!

What's In A Name ? said...

How about talking about the latest book that you have read or your take on the Kyoto Protocol or the Mission Chandrayan thing ????

:)

loony girl said...

what's in a name, pseudo aantlamir jonyo thr r othr blogs. u cn only read of rants and more rants here. typical bridget jones isstyle.

What's In A Name ? said...

kiyot raagiye diyechhi mone hochhe..... :(

loony girl said...

waht's in a name, na na raag hoy ni. bhablam, aapni raasta bhule, bhul blog-e dhuke porechen tai apnake janalam.

pk, fuck off and DIE bastard

Joychaser said...

In order to talk about it, you need to get a life first. :P

loony girl said...

aufklarung, you makin fun of broken foot and my self imposed exile? hw mean! i wnt think u b pretty anymore! :(

Joychaser said...

Not making fun, just reminding you to not fly into a rage because of the state of affairs. :)

loony girl said...

i guess...i have a temper that mite put a lot of ppl to shame... :(

Living On Video said...

When did all this start? :|

Riya Das said...

grrrrrrrrr...
what a post..gee
duh
undwagon like

loony girl said...

living on video, if i tell u everything now, i shall hav nofing to bore u with frm the 7thh-12th! :P

riya, i am back to dwagoney self!

causticji said...

Relationships - can't live with or without them, can we?

No idea why it becomes so difficult to talk to the same someone with whom conversations used to be endless AND fun. Guess getting involved plays a part.

loony girl said...

sir rekaf, relationships are essentially that bits of life, that lead u to believe that u r mindfucked, when actually u r nt!!