Thursday, November 06, 2008

i have a psychotic cat.

an evil psychotic cat. and i am goddamned sure she needs psychiatric help.




for the past 3 weeks, she has found a new sunday activity: thieving! she does not steal fish or eggs or meat. for some strange reason, she has a tremendous fascination towards the bright yellow (in and some cases very dirty greyish yellow) scotch brites! i have been having a rather hard time explaining to my neighbours WHY this silly little cat of mine steals the like. she also steals steel wool. and sometimes bits of paper and sponge.

in a way, it is rather good... as soon as i can convince my mother the cat's loot is perfectly usable, we won't need to shop for kitchen goods anymore. maybe, we can also train her to steal utensils when she gets bigger.


she is a junkie too.
all the years i have spent with cats, i have never seen one behave like her around an uncapped microtip pen...
you open the pen and she comes leaping and bounding to sniff it. you place the cap where it rightfully belongs, she claws your hand. damn! i have a 5 month old junkie kitten as a pet!! life couldn't be more perfect!!!

also, i am in love.... all over again. madly. patrick verona is the most perfect guy..... EVER!!!
bless ledger for making me fall in love a million times with this man! bless ledger for playing him to perfection!
curse ledger to make me feel like a necrophiliac everytime i drool madly over mr. verona, admiring his perfection.







look at him you all... is he just not perfect? the eyes, oh! the eyes!
the slight raise of that delicious mouth at the very corner... the very corners of his perfect mouth!
the hair! the neck!
the face!
ain't he beautiful?
sigh....
i burn! i pine! i perish... waiting for mr. verona to arrive in my life and sweep me off my feet drive me to the nearest pub and get drunk silly with me!
gil junger should be awarded, a late one yes, but an award nonetheless!
by giving to the world 10 things i hate about you, he gave me, my most perfect man... the fire that was lit five odd years ago has been rekindled a few days ago. on star movies of course. and i am in love!!!! all over agian!!!! :D

ok, enough of the unecessary drama. it makes me giddy with the sudden movement of my upcheck reflexes.


aaaaaaand,i shall be back to blog sooner than later now onwards, with the exams looming ahead, larger than life, i suddenly feel more affectionate towards this dust-gathering blog of mine... i think.

11 doodles:

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

ummmm....pretty psychotic pet owner with a psychotic pet named gin...... that aint too much coincidental is it????? :P :P
gegegegegegegegege!

Sam said...

hmm..
cute cat u have der... :D
as for verona.. liked d way he did the "I love u baby"/"u r 2 gud 2 b tru" number..
downright good...

Pranaadhika Sinha Devburman - Bat said...

Puddy tat is cute
Ill betcha u'd be stealing booze if you were a cat !!!

coffee stain said...

like kitty like kat
sangati ka asar.... oi meye'r passive high hoye jache
gegegegegge

Anonymous said...

maybe gin washed dishes in her last birth :P

Astraeus said...

aaaww such a cute picture, srij
:-)

Astraeus said...

and i miss heath too :(

What's In A Name ? said...

1. My cat tries to steal the entire packet of fish and gets caught in time because it can't run fast with that kind of load hanging off its mouth.

2. "the slight raise of that delicious mouth at the very corner... the very corners of his perfect mouth!" - the same mouth that belonged to THE JOKER. remember ????

3. blog-affection during exams ? Bherryy bherry common.

loony girl said...

DaDEE, tui kichu kom psychotic nosh! khali amar aar amar baby-r opor dosh dish! anyway, thanks fr the compliment... its nt my individual achievement... it runs in the family u know...


sam, thanks. but she's mad too. but she's adorable nonetheless! and i LOVED the lill song-dance-jump routine that verona did as well! very cute!!


annachronism, puddy tat thanks ye! and i assure you i would not steal booze..im nt tht crazy about booze anyway, but i would warn you to keep all forms of chocolate out of reach!


roy, thik dhorechish! im sure d'ice displays similar symptoms! :P


inihos, maybe she licked em clean! :P

astraeus, which pic's cute? the cat or the man? and i miss heath so much its not funny! he was rather perfect a man... :(


WIAN, 1. cat stealing fish, is a common phenomenon! fine, i'll give it to you, your cat's slightly greedier than the rest! :P but dirty scotch brite? it really dsnt make sense!

2. ah yes. the joker, whom i love so madly, for that infectious smile on his face... link up harley quinn wid joker... :)

3. ah, the world's a crazy,crazy place full of these crazy crazy people! :P

Riya Das said...

me likes ur cat.. shall get some scotch brite for her when she visits me.. mew mew

causticji said...

Cats are nothing but evil.

Evil was the Joker, whose curse engulfed Ledger.

Nothing, especially not exams, can make me "undust" my blog.